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"It's like betting on 4D chess."
"So it's like the stock market if the whole thing was a joke?"
"...Wait, so how's it different than the stock market?"
"Is SHITE a part of DeFi?"
"Well, it defies logic so..."
"At least this shitcoin can't lose 100% of its value."
"Oh, I see, HODLcoin is the Marxist cryptocurrency and SHILLcoin is the capitalist cryptocurrency."
"We shill for the present and hodl for the future."
“Ether goes in, SHILLcoins come out. You can’t explain that.”
“I trust my microwave to heat up my coffee, why wouldn’t I trust a bunch of code running on computers solving sudokus to manage my money?”
“I’ve never been so excited about such a stupid idea.”
“Nothing can take my HODLcoins and I’ll always be able to trade them for Ether? Sign me up!”
"All I want is a piece of that sweet, sweet slush fund."
“Playing SHITE is the equivalent of throwing your ones into a blender and hoping hundreds come out.”
"So it's possible to shill HODLcoins and hodl SHILLcoins? Incredible. This is truly revolutionary technology."
"The back end *is* the blockchain."
"It's somewhere between burying gold in the desert, betting on a horse race, and just straight-up burning your money."
"HODLcoins don't exist until they're bought and disappear when they're sold, so supply always equals demand."